A FEW JOKES!

A man climbed to the top of Mount Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. He asked, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" God replied, "Only a minute." The man then asked, "And what does a million pounds mean to you?" God replied, "Only a penny." The man asked, "Can I have a penny, please?" and God replied, "In a minute!"

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Sign of the times: "My 10 year old niece says her prayers every night and instead of ‘Amen’ she says, "Click, send!"

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years? Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions!

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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!

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When did medicine first appear in the Bible? When God gave Moses the tablets!

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Is the reason why MPs try so hard to get re-elected because they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed?