CHRISTMAS CRACKERS

Despite many people believing that Christmas cracker jokes are lame and at times excruciatingly embarrassing, occasionally the joke may be fresh, clever and makes us smile, I admire and credit the authors for their creative and comical wit. Some of my favourites are:

1) Q - How do you stop your mouth from freezing at Christmas?                   
    A - Grit your teeth

2) Q - Why are real Christmas trees like clumsy knitters?
    A - They both drop their needles.

3) Q - Why are photographers often depressed?
    A - Because they are always focused on the negatives.

4) Q - Why is it becoming so difficult to buy advent calendars?
    A - Because their days are numbered.

5) Q - What happened to the man who was sacked from operating the dodgems?
    A - He sued for funfair dismissal.

6) Q - What is Rudolph's favourite day of the year?
    A - Red Nose Day

7) Q - What is so fragile that even saying its name breaks it?
    A - Silence

8) Q - What are never built to scale?
    A - Prison walls

9) Q - How can you get 4 suits for £1?
    A - Buy a pack of cards

10) Q - What do you get if you cross Christmas with a duck?
    A - Christmas Quackers

QUIZZES/PUZZLES
I suggest you challenge yourself and then use them for a bit of fun with a group.

Kangaroo Words
As you know, the kangaroo hides their baby in a pouch. Hidden in the spelling of each of these words is a small word with the same meaning. The letters of the baby words are already in their proper order so all you have to do is pick them out. For instance, INSTRUCTOR contains the word TUTOR. Hop to it and see if you can do the others.

FEASTS      SPOILED      OBSERVE      ASSURED     RESPITE      DESTRUCTION

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